We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
false alarm, still single
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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