I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I have tasted many bathrooms
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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