glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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