You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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