Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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