Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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