he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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