this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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