around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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