yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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