Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I believe in your delicious
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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