Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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