I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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