I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude i'm inner monologue high
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
