We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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