Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
