There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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