you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
