Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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