How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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