BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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