It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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