we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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