I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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