dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
