found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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