So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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