some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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