Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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