i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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