so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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