Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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