So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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