Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
thus making me awesome and them whores
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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