I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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