I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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