So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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