just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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