Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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