She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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