My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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