You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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