i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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