I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
did i just pee glitter
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just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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