good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think your dad took our porno
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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