How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
