Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Screwed.edu
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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