Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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