I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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