I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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