She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
