Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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