Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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