I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Randomize
