what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Randomize