ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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