party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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