Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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