Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
