I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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